The Very Friendly Skies

So, the internet is coming to American Airlines and it's not coming with a filter. And people are starting to wonder whether this means more guys will be joining the Mile-High Club with Rosie Hand. As CNN's Mike Galanos states, "First off, filter out the crap. I don't want my son sitting next to some pervert who's watching porn." Relax Mike - I'm sure you can have your son seated in a different part of the airplane, far away from you.

But seriously. Unfiltered internet on an airplane? I'm not a big fan of censorship, but I agree: I don't need my kid to be watching the latest bestiality-S&M-German scheisse video thanks to the surfing preferences of the guy sitting next to him. I mean, aren't these the same airlines that had issues with women breastfeeding without hiding under a blanket? And I definitely would not want to use one of the airline blankets ever again!

Maybe they should change the slogan to "Cum Fly the Friendly Skies."